Definitions

Dalhart

The soul of a lentil. Also a town in Texas.

Goldthwaite

What King Midas broke out in whenever someone wanted to shake his hand. A town in Texas.

Intellectual

Someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Regurgitive Code

Recursive code that makes you nauseous when writing it. Not to be confused with Regurgitative Code.

Suckcess

Success on somebody else's terms. Or undeserved success. Or when something you think sucks becomes successful. Or when success or chasing after it just plain starts to suck.